Wanna Hear A Joke

[00:32] I take out the trash for you because you're tired and had a long day

[00:38] I help unstuck you from window 

[01:15] I offer the homeless a hot meal and a job

[00:33] I turn the dog into a therapy dog for my students during final

[00:57] I make sandwiches for my students who can't afford breakfast during finals

[00:50] Your first time at the gym, I offer to help and we become gym buddies

[00:15] I teach you hava, a more wholesome saying than ligma

[00:18] I explain why filthy degenerates like us are going to be fine

[00:23] I offer last slice of pizza because I love you more than pizza

[01:08] I buy condoms to practice safe sex

[01:02] I pack extra lunches for students that can't afford lunch

[00:44] I learn to juggle because it makes someone happy

[01:58] I offer my cute chunky fluff to the community

[01:26] I take care of you, help you get better when you're sick.

[03:09] Lovely chunky fluff Cheese says hi everyone!

[00:52] I buy lemonade from a lemonade stand. Helping the community.

[01:37] Just breath, it'll be okay (for yeahboiii6669)

[00:55] I clean your clothes after an intense love making last night

[00:27] I show you what my life is like without you

[01:26] I help you find diamonds in Minecraft

[01:26] I invite fellow Pornhub friends to play DnD with me

[00:37] I sit next to you on the train, but I don't you.